“She likes her guys to be macho - and as far as she’s concerned Ronaldo turned out to be a real sissy.
“She likes her men rugged, it’s as simple as that. She thought her friends would laugh at her if she dated a guy who walks around with flowers in his hair.”
“He was just too uptight for her to find attractive. In the end, Paris realised their relationship simply wasn’t clicking. Paris got to know him and realised he’s not nearly hot enough.”
Harsh words. Harsh words, indeed. I mean, when you’re too ridiculous even for the most ridiculous person on the planet, then it might be time to reevaluate how you go about things. Or just be thankful that your effeminate style has saved you from prolonged exposure to Paris Hilton and continue dressing like the sixth Spice Girl.