The Worst Goal Celebration of All-Time

It’s typically tasteless to laugh at serious injuries, but go ahead and howl at this one with our blessing. Fabian Espindola - hereby known in these parts as The Dumbest Guy Alive - broke/sprained/hurt his ankle during a flipping goal celebration for Real Salt Lake this weekend and is now out for 8 weeks. That’s bad. Worse yet, the goal was called back for offside, making this the ultimate double punch to the gut.

And now the serious question: Has soccer in the US finally made its mark on the world? Because I dare say we’ll never see Nani doing this again.