Buncha crazy stuff starts off with Joe Kinnear possibly taking over at Newcastle instead of player and fan-favorite Alan Shearer.
Shocker.
Portsmouth might have new ownership very soon.
Young United star Macheda was robbed.
Michael Owen is wearing No. 7 for the Red Devils. Yeah, that will make the United fans forget Ronaldo...
Word is there was some HIV testing in the league too. Scary.