WAG : Anastasia Kosenkova

Soccer Extreme : Alexander Hleb can’t seem to shut up at the moment, offering up unwanted opinions like a menopausal mother-in-law. But clearly he’s just been waiting for the WAGs Offside to feature his better half.

Anastasia, said better half, has probably the best qualifications of any WAG in the history of WAGdom: she once starred in a pop group called Topless. You couldn’t make up a better all-encompassing job history with a committee of fiction writers.

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