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Man tattoo's penis to win £20000 mini cooper



Soccer Extreme : A German man moved extreme ends to win himself a Mini Cooper worth £20,000.

Andreas Muller had to tattoo the company’s brand on his penis to win the contest. The contest was organized by a radio station that dared any listener to pull off the craziest stunt to win the ultimate prize of the car.

Getting the tattoo on his penis was hard enough because listeners actually did hear him scream and shout out of pain. That was not the end of his troubles though. He had to deal with having a female radio presenter of the station looking on. The tattooist eventually tattooed the brand’s “Mini” on his penis.

There were other contestants. However according to the organizers of the contest, Muller’s stunt was the craziest and he subsequently won the grand prize. The organizers said that Muller won the contest by a whisker.

After being named the winner, Muller told reporters that, “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.”


The 39-year-old had his target on only the top prize and he didn’t mind the pain that accompanied it at all.

Nyotaimori, Japanese Body Sushi or Naked Female Body

Soccer (Food) Extreme : Nyotaimori translated from Japanese meant, nyo - woman, tai - body and mori - helping, plateful serving, arrangement.

In other words, Nyotaimori ("female body presentation"), often referred to as "body sushi," is the practice of eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically naked. This sexual fetish is a subdivision of rare food play and may also be known as "naked sushi".

While it looks fun for the restaurant's visitors, it's definitely not for the women who act as the plate. You don't have to be a feminist to feel empathy for them. Dinner usually can take up to 2-3 hours, and they have to stay still all the time. Not to mention that their body also need to be kept in cold temperature, as sushi is best served cold.

While Nyotaimori's origin is obviously from Japan, it's actually has been quite a rare practice there. It can be said as an underground activity, which need a special invitation to get in. You probably gonna find it easier to looking for a Nyotaimori restaurants and events overseas, like in London, New York, or Florida, where it's still considered as an art.

That's why Nyotaimori is also known as “body sushi” and this phenomenon (or pop culture) received a lot of media attention in the west in the 1990s. (Blog)

Soccer Is a Man's Game?

Soccer Extreme : There is an ad for Sylvania brand televisions on Fox Soccer Channel. You may have seen it. Real Madrid's Kaka scores a penalty, looks to God (he is devout) while a voice screams "Ya Beauty!" the overlord phrase deployed in celebrating the ecstasy of goal-scoring. The brogue seems to belong to Andy Gray, a former soccer player and now a leading analyst and commentator on Britain's Sky TV, the UK's home of TV soccer. Andy is old school, he seems to like the past, the type of past when women could not vote or annoy men at soccer games.

Caught on tape, off camera, vieux jeu Andy claimed that the female assistant referee, Sian Massey, (Read : Richard Keys Andy Gray Sexist Comments) officiating at the Wolves v Liverpool game last Saturday probably didn't know the offside rule and that someone "fuckin up big" by appointing a female match official. "The game's gone mad," replied his ball boy, co-host Richard Keys, the anchorman. (the boys are pictured above). Other jibes at women in soccer followed and soon it was all over the newspapers.

Sky Sports dropped them from their scheduled commentary on Monday night. Further disciplinary fixtures are being pondered; many critics are demanding the two be sent back to the distant village they came from. Those in the accounting department of soccer know that women make up 1 in 5 ticket holders in England and spend millions of pounds on merchandising.

The silver lining, if there is one, may open the vault on how important women have been in the history of the game, everything from playing at all levels, officiating, administration, fandom and to being the mum who washed little Andy's shorts every week so that he could go out and play his favorite sport. Thanks mum. Women have been playing organized soccer since the first kick off. In the late nineteenth and early twentieth century, women soccer was popular in England, some matches attracting as many as fifty thousand spectators. But if we want to find the source of the sexist mentality that felt threatened by the rise of female soccer, look no further than this: "Complaints having been made as to football being played by women, the Council feel impelled to express their strong opinion that the game of football is quite unsuitable for females and ought not to be encouraged." This is from the Football Association in England in 1921. Put Andy Gray in the time machine and he might stop off for a pint with the lads, 90 years ago.

Sexism in sports media endures in every sport, everywhere, but the Brits could learn from the U.S., where gender barriers have has been tackled through the proliferation of female sports journalists with access, and fairer employment practices. By comparison, Britain remains in the dark ages. Soccer is still a man's game in much of their highly paid opinion. Quite boring, chaps.

Written : Alan Black (huffingtonpost)

Anelka - Booba InRocks

Soccer Extreme : Alex who became the darling of fans wearing yellow-Fenerbahce form Nicolas Anelka, France's magazine named InRocks said.

France made statements infuriating. In an interview with the French rebel rap'çisi Booba Anelka, "I was transferred to Madrid and I bought the Ferrari. People criticized me immediately. Johnny Hallyday demiyordu helicopter while visiting one thing. But I have to come from Ferrari, we take a rich white suburbs could not agree. Rich blacks to whites, their kitchens to feed people artıklarla trashed. to protect the rich white kids, rich white kids do they not worthy of a nigger. To them, blacks, walked barefoot, dance should be. But once ohlalala business so they can see to achieve ... "

Anelka F. Garden 't seeing as punishment

Anelka gives Bolton as the name is a special place in the heart of Bolton's supporters Wortington Davi, F. Garden French star 'told from the rupture process. This Is Grimsby Wortington speaking newspaper, "Everyone was against us to collect Anelka. Everyone believed that he used to be a big star. But he set up contact with me, his family and his F. Garden at him that she was unhappy, I thought I should give him a chance. Me matured, wants to build a good family, talents wasting away despite having a bad reputation, he said. Tell me I think it will be shot completed done my time 'admitted, "he said. magazine said. (blog)

Manchester United and Arsenal War to Twitter

Soccer Extreme : Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand has taken a swipe at tweeting Arsenal starlet Jack Wilshere.

The Gunners went top of the table after victory over Fulham.

And Wilshere tweeted: "Top of the league!!!".

But Ferdinand was soon to hit back, declaring: "Tweeps I only shout about being top a the league when its the last day of the season..that’s when u pick up the medal...tick tock!" (tribal)

Lionel Messi in cheeky Spanish tradition

Soccer Extreme : Barcelona's Argentine footballer Messi, who won the Golden Boot award as last season's top scorer in Europe's domestic leagues, is expected to be big, said Marc Alos, a member of the Alos-Pla family which produces the hand-painted figurines at its factory near Barcelona.

For children, Messi, whose caganer has just been reissued, will be competing with popular television cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants, a newcomer this year.

"Michael Jackson will be also be highly sought after this year," as will the pope, who visited Spain this month, said Alos.

Other new figurines include the Dalai Lama, Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho and Formula One driver Fernando Alonso in his new Ferrari colours.

Catalonia's elections on November 28 are also likely to boost sales of the top regional politicians, he said.

Alos said the company would be making 15,000 of the figures this year, which are sold for between six and 15 euros (eight and 20 dollars) each.

He emphasized the caganers "are not intended to mock the personalities or the office they represent but rather to pay tribute to them."

The original caganer, which literally translated from Catalan means "the fertilizer", was a man wearing a red and black hat and peasant costume shown performing his biological functions.

It was believed that his fertile deposits in the soil of the nativity scene would bring a rich harvest.

But over time, the peasant has been replaced with well-known society figures and personalities from the region, Spain and around the world, in a reminder that all people are equal when it comes to biological functions.(yahoo)


SpongeBob face off

Couple’s Live Sex Show In Pizza Express Manchester

Soccer Extreme : Two workers of a Pizza Express in Britain have been suspended after they were spotted having sex inside the closed outlet by passers-by.

The two were so overcome by lust they forgot they could be seen through the window of the brightly lit restaurant in King Street, Manchester, and they never realised that witnesses were taking their pictures.

"They're mortified. The management have identified them and spoken to both. Now they fear for their jobs - and what their families will think of them," the Sun quoted an employee as saying.

"They never realised pictures were being taken. No one can believe that they were so brazen. They're both single - so at least they haven't got any explaining to do to partners," the worker added.

The lovers romped in the early hours of October 24 after other staff and customers had left.

"We can confirm that two employees have been suspended following inappropriate behaviour," a Pizza Express spokesman stated. (ANI)

RIP : Paul the octopus dies, October 26, 2010

Soccer Extreme : Paul the Octopus, who became a World Cup phenomenon after predicting correctly all Germany's matches and the World Cup final, has died.

The news was announced by the Sea Life aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany. The staff said they were "devastated" to learn that Paul had passed away during the night, BBC reports.

"We are consoled b the knowledge that he enjoyed a good life here and that the care provided him by our dedicated displays team could not have been better," said Stefan Porwoll, manager of the aquarium, as cited by ESPN.

Stefan Porwoll, the manager of the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre in Germany that the tentacled psychic called home, said Paul appeared to have died peacefully of natural causes during the night.

"We are consoled by the knowledge that he enjoyed a good life here and that the care provided for him by our dedicated displays team could not have been bettered," Porwoll said.

Staff at the centre said his death was not entirely unexpected, since common octopuses generally live only a couple of years. "His success made him almost a bigger story than the World Cup itself," Porwoll said. "We may decide to give Paul his own small burial plot within our grounds and erect a modest permanent shrine."

He added: "While this may seem a curious thing to do for a sea creature, Paul achieved such popularity during his short life that it may be deemed the most appropriate course of action."

Paul's finest hour was his choice of Spain as winner of the World Cup

Octopuses rarely live beyond two years. Said to have been born in 2008, his death was not unexpected.

Paul gained international fame this summer during the 2010 FIFA World Cup, where he correctly predicted all games involving Germany and also picked Spain to win the final over the Netherlands.

Before each game Sea Life staff helped Paul make his prediction by lowering two boxes of food into his tank, one carrying a German flag and the other bearing that of their opponents. The case he opened first was adjudged to be his predicted winner.